Is that a tear? Here honey, let me wipe it off ... WITH MY FIST.

...

Hello, Earthlings.

I came here today to violate your brain.

...With my sh*t.

I changed the look of my blog, just to refresh it.

And so you can see I'm also a Japanese animation addict.

...Like you didn't know earlier. 

Anyways, sorry again for the delay, it's just that I had a sh*tload of stuff to do.

For example, finish the school year. 

It went well, thanks for asking.

Oh, and I got a job. Yay me.

Wait, let me check if my readers care about that:

Nope.

Okay.

So, in the meantime, I did a little poll, and I didn't get many answers.

I'll explain why I did it, but before that, I have to nag about my pathetic life a bit. 

It's closely related to what I was about to write, so I won't move too far away from the subject.

Well, my boyfriend and I broke up. 

And I'm not gonna tell you anything about it.

Just so you know, the fact that he is a gamer was the least of our problems. 

Now I'm completely honest here, it was not that bad.

But in order to explain how I went through my break up, (and most girls do), 

I'll show it to you in a few simple steps:

1.

The act itself. 

So, you break up.

In person, over the phone, over text messages, over facebook (?).

 Whatever.

Doesn't matter. 

The fact that you did makes you kind of proud of yourself.

But then, suddenly,a few days, or even a few hours (in my case, minutes) comes this:

2. 

"What did I do?!" phase.

LOL LOKI FANSERVICE. Thank me later.

Well, the picture said it all, I guess.

It's like when you're about to die, your whole life flashes before you.

The situation mostly resembles to this.

...Something like that.

And you can't help but shed a tear.

Then comes:

3. 

"I hate my life and everything around me" phase.

Well, you did it.

You're free as a bird.

You can do whatever you want now.

You're gonna get out there and show the world how single you are.

You're a free single bitch, yo.

...But nooo.

You'll be pissed at every single thing that breathes, moves and talks.

Everything is going to fall down, and no one is here to help you.

You're so frustrated you don't even know what do do with yourself.

So you just sit in your corner doing something random to preoccupy your mind while trying not to break someone's neck in half.

Crash, boom, smash.

...And there.

Every single piece of memory that's piercing through your already screwed up mind is crushed.

And just in order to move on.

So, when things get a bit more quiet comes:

4.

"I don't give a fuck about you" phase.

...

Random friend: 

-"Hey, I heard you broke up with Derp?"

-"Yeah, he was douche, I'm okay, whatever."

-"If you need to talk to someone, ca..."

-"Yeah, he was douche, I'm okay, whatever."

-"You sure?"

-"Yeah."

-"Okay. But ca..."

-"Whatever."

-"I just want to be alone."

-"Okay."

... 

But not only that.

Then comes that talk.

THE TALK.

AFTER THE BREAKUP.

WHERE YOU'RE LIKE SUPERCOOL, ULTRA HAPPY AND SHIT.

But, inside, you're more like:

Fuck you, fuck you, 

I don't care about you anymore, 

you're a cunt, 

and FUCK YOU.

But yeah, you're too polite to say anything like that. 

And you stay friends.

Yay!

So, let's see: 

Break up - Check

Get over him - Check

Stay friends - Check

...

Oh, yeah. 

The best part.

You find another boyfriend.

And guess what? 

...He's a gamer too.

Bravo Maya, you really know how to pick 'em.

...

Well, this was fun. 

It was a joke, really, nothing serious, me and my ex are on good terms.

And my new relationship is awesome so far, and I'm looking forward to making new happy memories. 

I mean, not all girls go through that shit. 

I put in a lot more drama into it.

'Cause I am THE DRAMA QUEEEN.

...

Hope I don't get misunderstood. 

Meeeh. 

Anyway. 

The main reason  added a poll a while back about girls that cry a lot is because I'm one of 'em.

Well, it's in girls nature to cry for some stuff.

But me... Oh God why.

So through the small amount of answers I found out that people mostly find that annoying.

Now, let me tell you a few things.

There are girls that are tough.

There are girls that act tough.

And there's ..................me?

Well, it's a bit complicated to explain.

In general, a girl who cries uncontrollably to everything and everyone... Needs special help.

I hope that I got that cleared up.

But, one day, while heading back home from school, I saw a couple fighting.

The girl was trying not to cry, but she couldn't help herself, and the guy was yelling at her how much of a big crybaby she is.

And honestly, I felt bad for the girl.

I don't know the main reason why they were fighting.

Nor do I care.

Because a girl can always allow herself the luxury of crying whenever she feels like it.

And that's one of my main opinions.

It doesn't matter what problem is she dealing with or what her state of mind is.

Her tears are honest, and she's showing that she's vulnerable, or in much more rare cases, extremely happy.

Which means she trusts that person who's in front of her and sees the whole scene.

It's somewhat a form of emotional bonding, and it should be embraced as a really nice thing.

But it's not to be abused.

That's why we have tough girls and girls that act tough.

Rarely can you find a girl who is not afraid to show her emotions.

But it's mainly because they're always on their toes and analyzing the situation.

So, in order to clear that up, I just wanted to tell you that not all girls are like that.

There are some who deserve attention and love, equally, like every single one.

My God I'm turning into a feminist. 

Better stop now before more people start judging me.

Oh well.

I just love this meme.

Okay, so I finished everything I had for today.

Hope you guys liked it. 

At least a bit. 

Now...

Sir Isaac Newton ...

I'm back, bitches!

Well guys, I wanna say thanks to everyone who has been reading this.

And apologize for not being productive lately.

Anyways, I was a bit stressed out about school and exams.

So stressed out I got sick. 

Again.

For the 100th fu*king time.

And it turned out that I'm most productive when I'm sick.

Oh well, better anytime than never.

Oh, school, you ask?

Never mind.

Woman, actually, but you get the point.

So...
Let's start with the biggest news in the last couple of weeks or so.
Yeah, you already got it.
It's ...

Fu*king Diablo III.
That 80% of the male population is playing.
Like, right now, at the very moment.
And just some of them are actually biting their asses off because they found out that Diablo is a female?
That's what I heard, blame the rumors.

Anyways, I'm not really stressed out because of guys playing it.
My boyfriend actually isn't playing it, and he stated his reasons fairly.
(Well, I didn't pay attention to the reasons actually, I'm just glad he isn't)

He's playing Mass Effect III instead. 
I wasn't really amused by that either.
But he wasn't having orgasms about it.

The thing that just gets on my nerve is that it's all over the internet.
Diablo this Diablo that.
Really?
That much hype over a game?

So you like, waited for the game for 12 years?
SO. HARD. CORE.

I imagine life was unbearable until May 15th this year.

Oh, and I researched a bit.
The developer is Blizzard Entertainment.
You know.
Main franchise.
Warcraft.
Starcraft.
Things I don't really have much appeal to?
(nor the rest of 89 percent of girls but you get the point)

Yeah, shoot me with a land mine if you have to, I want to get it off my chest.
But before that let me finish my rant.

I'll start with the waiting thing.
So you waited 12 years huh?

Well, let me tell you this: If you're now, like at the very moment under 20 years old...
And you're yelling and bitching around about the game...
... You're a fucking poser. 


I'm not even censoring my words anymore.
That's how pissed I got.


And I'm being mild here, believe me.
Because I don't know which mother would let her 5-10 year old child play a game that's rated 16+ by the ESRB or even buy it for him in the first place.

I mean, the first game in the series was released in the 1996.
A really. Really. Long time ago.
I was like, 3 years old then, wearing diapers and shit.
And probably were the 99 percent of the 80 percent of the male population i mentioned earlier too.
Confusing?
I think not.

One word.
Let me spell it.
P.O.S.E.R.

And a true fan that's just chillin' and playing the game right now, and NOT YELLING ALL OVER THE INTERNET OMG DIABLO 3 CAME OUT OMG IM HAVING AN ORGASM RIGHT NOW OMG, is probably now in his... Mid thirties. 
With a wife and maybe a few kids running around the house and shit.

That's right.
That's my opinion.
Deal with it.

But yeah, imagine how bad I would be ranting if my boyfriend was playing it too.
Oh God, why.

Now that I mentioned it, there's a big chance that this game...
Could be the end of girls.
Seriously.

And I'm not taking their sides either!
I'm Switzerland!

I mean, take a look at this:

And you know what I said earlier about that?
Big no no.

Let me repeat.
BIG NO NO.

*See this for a reminder.

So, standard edition is like 60 bucks.
But special-edition-pre-ordered-biggest-fan-only-game edition is like, oh I don't know, 400?!
Blizzard, we got a little stingy are we?
Not to mention even more expencive shipping.
To fucking Europe.
Who's behind all the fucking time.

Not that it matters.

The guy has been playing it for 5 days.

Maybe even less, I don't know when was it ruined.
I mean, when I'm busy with studies, I don't see my boyfriend either.
Even more that 5 days.
I don't see the problem, miss?

What, you can't live without sex for five freakin' days?
I mean, that picture doesn't really have to be real, but I'm 100% sure that there are girls all around the world bitching about it like I am, but in a different manor and for different reasons.

All I am is agitated that people are talking about it day and night like Jesus descended from the sky again.
It's just a game. End of story.

I get that I'll have a shitload of haters now...

Well, on the bright side, I liked Mass Effect III.
I mean have you seen Commander Shepard?
He seems kinda sorta hot.
With his badass attitude and all.

Just me? No? ...Yes? ...Ok.

Anyway, the textures were just crappy.
My boyfriend downloaded some from I don't even know where and imported them.
It made his computer cry for help in a coded sound that was similar to a dying cat being stung by bees.
It was like, eating it's memory like acid.
Slowly. And painfully.
Poor computer.
Hope it endures his 40 hours of game time.

Well, I got into all rage mode and didn't have the time to write anything decent today.
The guys, nor the girls were spared today.
So give me some props for that.
I feel a bit better now when I think about it.
Bless you internet.

...

Aaand I'm out. 

Indulgence

Hi forum!

Hope you're doing well.

My back still hurt a bit, but I'm feelin' a lot better.
Thanks for asking.
>:(

Anyway, we'll be right back after these commercials:

'This post was brought to you by - Procrastination!'

Um, yeah.

So, between school, exams, preparations, singing and piano lessons, socializing, sleeping, procrastinating and getting bad grades, I managed to squeeze in time to write this crap.
I'm amazing, yes, thank you.

What else is new.
Oh, yeah, I became a blood donor.
There was a woman that came last week to school in order to introduce us to the whole procedure of donating blood.
She was sweet and everything, but I was like:

'To give my blood from my body?'

...

...'Donors won't have to go to school for two days after the 'blood draining'.'

...

So I became a blood donor.

And when I told my boyfriend, he said:

'Oh, blood donating is a noble deed. You might save a life. I'm proud of you.'

... Sometimes I get the feeling I'm only doing stuff to make him praise me.

Buuut what the heck, I like to be praised.

~lovelovelovelovelovelove~

In any case, sure all of you must have wondered why is my blog called 'Loveable Indulgence'.

If you already found out by yourself, good job, let me know and you'll get a cookie.

No really, I'm serious.

So, those who didn't get it:

Well, let's rationalize for a bit.

First of all, we all know what indulgence is.

If you're interested a bit more in it, see the upper link, if you're not, well, no need, I'm going to elaborate it anyway.

Indulgence is, how I've seen it so far something related to Catholic Church that has been banned because of too much abusing.

It's like, you buy forgiveness from God for all your sins.

Not a really religious person here, but I think that's not how things work.

Anyway, the title doesn't have to do anything with religion, but it's somewhat a metaphor for our beloved gamer boyfriends.

See, in this case, we're the God, the game is a sin, and the gamer is a sinner.

And how does he buy our forgiveness? 

With love.

That's why it's loveable.

I mean, who else would put up with so much crap, except a girl in love?

...

So let your boy tap his keyboard and enjoy yourself because you know you are loved. ♥

No?

Good.

Well, that was short but I enjoyed writing it.

Will come back with issues some time soon.

Now I have to sleep.

'Cause I was too busy writing this instead of studying.

/ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Jackass

Oh, hi.

Didn't see ya there.

Was too busy doing nothing.

...

Nah, not really.

My computer broke down, but it's okay now.

I'm took my little brother's.

He hates me now.

God, I'm such a mean person.

...

Also, I had a little accident.
I have to whine, I just have to.
Anyways, yesterday I was out with my friends to do some serious business training.
And after warming up and doing a lot of exercises, we decided to practice ukemi-s.
And it was going all well, until I decided to go pro and do an ukemi from a height that's not very easy to jump over.
And in the end, instead of doing this:

I kind of ended up like this:

And now I'm stuck at home.
For the rest of the spring break.
Yay me.

Well.
...At least I have coffee.

So, again, and for the last time, a little advertisement.

If you're here for the first time, you should stop by here.

And if you're not, well, thank you, keep it up.

...

Aaanywhore, I spent a lot of time thinking what to write next.

I felt agitated because in situations like this you get a lot of things on your mind but have no clue how to start.

So one day I opened a blank page. And...

It remained blank.

You may hit me with whatever that's closest to you.

But, I was thinking a lot, and I noticed that the main issue of having a gamer boyfriend (we're still talking about gamer boyfriends, right?) is, well, that girls often feel lonely or neglected.

I mean, I do.
Right now I'm just dying to see a message from him just to check in on how am I.
/goes to see phone
Nope, nothing.

And that's the main reason that many couples break up. 

Everybody needs attention right?

So, here we go.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

I mean, why in the hell would anyone not break up with a boyfriend that's not paying attention to his girl?

I believe ya.

It really is as simple as that.

And I support it.

In... One way or another.

Now, I have to explain this in a way that won't be too demanding, because it really is complicated.

As I mentioned earlier, there are like, a million ways to get the attention of a gamer.

But girl, if you have to do that every single time, you're in a mess.

I mean, the things I suggested are not really the key to solving the whole issue of a gamer.

They're merely just something that could spice up a relationship. 

Nothing more than that. 

Hope that made things clear. 

Here, have a Grell for a reward.

Now, to elaborate all of this, let me tell you something.
In every freakin' relationship you'll come to a point where things somehow just don't work right.
And it can be frustrating, but it's nothing too serious.

For example, there are a lot of stuff to do: school, exams, work, etc.
Besides that, studying, getting enough sleep and having a social life also count.
It's fuc*ing tough, I say.
And a gamer can have all of that, and god damn it, also play games.
Where does the girlfriend fit in?
Almost nowhere.

U-huh.

That is, if you respect the guy's privacy.
I mean, he has friends.
He has a job/school/whatever, I guess.
And well, he won't always have the time to stop and talk to you for hours about how you broke your heel on the way back from a party, or how you lost your favourite necklace.
It's just not the way things work I guess.

So, in these situations, girls have 3 stages.

First one is:

Waiting

So, you call your boy to check in on him:
- He has chores.
- He has to study.
- He's out with friends.
- He's ingame.

And you're like: 'Oh, ok, sure, have fun, good luck, whatever. I'm off to cook. I'm gonna study too. Maybe have a cup of coffee with my friends.'
...
And after a while:
'God damn it, why isn't he calling?' ... 'It's all right, let him have his privacy.'
...
The morning after:
'Fu*k this sh*t, I'm gonna call him.'
You take out your phone and type in his number and then stare at it for a few minutes.
/inner self appears
'Nooo, don't be so pitiful, have some priiide, wait a little more.'


But you're like:

...
And then you decide not to anyways.
Then comes stage two:

Suffering


Trapped in your own pride, you sit at home and wait for a call, or a message.
You check your e-mail three times. Every minute.
You repeatedly refresh his facebook profile.
You visit almost every social network page you know he's on, except the site he made for his guild.
You don't even remember the name of that site, even if you decide to check it too.

And then, all of a sudden, crazy thoughts come to your mind.
He has another girlfriend.
He likes his games more than me.
He likes his friends more than me.
He likes his school more than me.
He has another girlfriend.
Yeah, that's it.
'Sweet Jesus, I'm such a fool.'

And then, you put your earphones in, play the most saddest, pathetic song ever and cry like a baby, having slow motion flashbacks of you and him having fun and running and holding hands and sh*t.

He doesn't love me!

Third stage:

Well...Fuck.

So, you're emotionally dead.

Ready, cool, calm, and all dreessed up in a bitchy attitude.

Just before you decide to end it all, a last minute message appears:

From: Douchebag Boyfriend 

(you changed his name from Sweetheart to this between eating ice cream and calling your best friend to tell her how badly he treats you)

'Hey sweetie.
Just wanted to let you know that I miss you.
♥'

And that's where it all stops.
'Aww, he sent me a heart, that's so sweet!'

/turns back his name
/replies with a heart

Aaand...
Everything is back to normal.
And you're like:

I mean... That's what happened to me a few times.
Maybe it's me... Yes? .. Maybe? ... No?
Forgive me.

Well, I wanted to spice it up a bit, to show you how every relationship basically looks like, not only a relationship between a gamer and non-gamer.
But girls really have a complicated mind.
So don't be fu*king surprised all of that can happen in one's head in less than a day.
...One does not simply underestimate a girls brain.

...

Well, that's about it for now.
I'm off to rest my back a little.
Maybe check my phone for messages, too.
Haha.

Hope you enjoyed, and remember:

'Cause you're a cool girlfriend. Yeah.

Lazybottoms.

People.

My mind was blank.

Until now.

Didn't think I'd post anything today because I'm feeling a bit sick.

But I thought, now that I'm almost finished, I'd take the time and do it.

I'm so fabulous. 

So, again, we continue our journey through the game world.

This time, I'm left with the kind of games that are really not similar to any other I was writing about earlier. 

You'll see soon enough.

Before that, here's the first post, and the previous post.

So you know your stuff.

...

Numbah:

#6

Racing games;

Face it, girls, all men like cars.

And driving.

Fast.

But it's nothing surprisingly new.
I mean, a dream of every other male human is to have a cool sports car and pick up chicks with it.

And of course, race against other douchebags.

Admit it pal, you liiike. (man that chick is ugly)

It's the adrenaline, the need for speed and winning.
And there's nothing wrong with that. 

Even I like those kind of games.
(Actually I played only NFSMW. So awesome. Didn't finish it though. Boss to difficult to handle.)
What I always like to say is, better wreck a car ingame than in real life.
Hehe.

So, the bad thing about this is... Well...
One day you'll be walking with your man hand in hand, all in love and stuff.
And suddenly, he turns around and stares somewhere in the back.
First you'll think: 'Oh God, he's looking at another girl right now.'
But he'll say:
'Shit, that new Honda Civic is the thing!

It has 5-Speed Automatic Transmission, 44.8 MPG, 148 CO2...'

And the rest you hear is: 'Blablabla blabla bla blablabla bla bla.'

Well, you can ignore it, but why not intrigue? 

I mean, it's always good to know a thing or two about cars.

What if your car breaks down in the middle of the high-way? 

You fu*kin' fix it.

Just like that.

'Cause you're a cool girlfriend. 

That's right.

You see, I always try and find a compromise between the two.

Gamer and non-gamer. 

You all learn from each other.

And I think that's the most important lesson of the day.

Remembeeer. 

Learn from everything.

Don't be ignorant. 

U-huh.

I'm not joking. 

Now, I know what you're thinking.

What can I learn from that piece of sh*t motherf*cker who is just playing games all day and night?!

Believe me. 

If you really have the will, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

As in my country say when something weird occures: 'You never know why it's good.' 

So think like that, okay?

Thank you for your cooperation.

Now...

At last, I came to my last kind of game there is. 

That, my dear readers, I despise. 

You know why?

You'll see soon enough.

Moving on to the last, but not least:

#7

Sports games;

There are so freakin' many sports games.
For every sport.
Or anything similar to it.
Soccer, Football, Basketball, Tennis.
I just don't get it.
Some guys sit around all day and play PES.
(Pro Evolution Soccer - learn yer abbreviations bitches)

It's just not normal to me.
I mean, all of that, and I mean it, can be done outside.
With more people.
And fresh air.
And more fun.

But nooo.
We're too lazy to go outside.

Why? 'Cause you're a freakin' couch potato.

Now, all girls will agree with me on this one.

This, is cool.

This.

Not cool. 

Na-ah.

Me no likey. 

Nobody messes with my Sex & The City!

There. 

Now I'm happy.

In your face, bastards.

Now, let me show you why I'm hating these kind of games so much:

First of all, most games we can all play can't be made into a real-life game.

For example, in RPGs and MMORPGs, you can be someone else. 

You can have magical powers, be another race or anything else.

Fighting games - too dangerous. 

I mean, you can still train martial arts, and I would sincerely like you more if you did, but it's still not Mortal Kombat, right?

Shooting games - too dangerous.

I mean, I can understand one way or another if we look it from this point of view, but it's just a matter of personal taste. I'm really not into wars or any kind of conflict that trigger taking other people's lives.

Visual novels - Well, I explained earlier.

You don't have cute anime girls in real life.

Except for these.

But that shit just looks creepy.

And we also have Racing games that are also, too effin dangerous, and not to mention expensive.

I mean really, who in the hell could ever get a car like this unless he's filthy rich?

Oh, I almost forgot to mention it's illegal. 

So yeah, I understand.

And you?

Got the point?


Go.
Outside.
And.
Play.
Ball.

That is all.

Now that I've summed up all kind of games that gamers play, I can rest in peace for a while.
I just hope that I could help. Or at least make you smile.
'Cause I'm having fun right here.

See ya soon and good luck.

Muffins, anyone?

Oh, hi. 

Mind if I come in?

Just thought I'd say a word or two and leave. 

If you're here for the first time, here, I baked you a magic muffin!

"It'll take you somewhere nice!"

Hehe.

Aaanyways, I wish you all a good day/evening/morning/whenever it is that you are reading.

For those of you who still read this, good job. 

For those who just started, good luck.

In any case, I'll continue to brag about how much I don't know about games. 

We finished #3 so this means we're moving on!

Well, next on the menu is: 

#4:

RPG; Role Playing Games

Well I don't like to admit this, but I actually did not notice any difference between this and MMORPG.

Until not so long ago.

This is like, the loner in the crowd.

If everyone's playing MMORPG, a loner would play just a Role Playing Game. 

It's a single player game, or sometimes maybe a co-op. 

But nothing massive.

Won't make you rage quit, be nervous, swear or hit the wall with your fist.

Especially no yo mama jokes!

And that's the beauty of it!

Many role playing games originated from pen and paper role playing.

Something like Dungeons & Dragons.

If you don't know what's that, well, girl, you better know it now.

In fact, here's a little more help.

I actually haven't heard of role-playing until I took a random book from the library a few years back.

And it was this one. 

When I read it, I kinda got the hang of it, so there you go.

Thank me later.

"A wild Maya appears!"

Well, I hate to repeat myself, but this kind of game isn't really bad either. 

Unless your boyfriend doesn't like to leave things unfinished.

By starting a game with 500+ hours of playtime. 

I'm just sayin'.

And this just keeps gettin' better and better!

Actually, it doesn't, I'm just gonna write about the kind of game that I'm familiar with.

It's...

#5:

Visual Novels;

Well, yeah, that's right.

Although it has a 'novel', it's actually an interactive fiction game. 

It's mostly made in anime-style graphics, with an interesting plot and a looot hours of play time. 

I like it.

But man, it's hard to finish. 

I'm not that patient. 

Not to mention I have to fu*king save every three seconds.

And sometimes, I make a decision, and then save.

Or worse, forget to save.

And when I come to a dead end, I have to go back.

So. Fu*king. Frustrating.

Anyway, while researching why do guys like visual novels so much, it didn't took me long to get it into my head. 

Besides the excellent plot, amazing voice acting, music, and graphics, we also have like, a gazillion choices and many different endings. 

...

But that's not it. 

The thing is...

Well, I just have to show you.

Okay, ready?

...

 

  See this?  

Same girl.

U-huh. 

And sometimes they get naked.

U-huh.

And that's when I realised...

The truth! Behind visual novels.

Heehee.

Now, serious mode: ON.

Anyway, not all visual novels are like this, but they're mostly played by men because most of them are made to be played looking from a male perspective. 

I personally liked them, but I saw no other girl besides me. 

Maybe there are some, who knows. 

The only bad thing these kind of games can do is to turn a guy from this:

... Into this:

And then, of course, you leave him because he's too much of an otaku:

Nah, just kidding.

There's nothing bad in fantacising.

We all do sometimes.

Oh fuck, Bruce, you chose the wrong time to rape my mind, okay?!

...

I'll start a new game genre, yes, it'll take my mind off things. 

And Bruce.

God he's hot.

Ahem. 

Moving on. 

...

Fuck this, I'm off to watch Sin City. 

Hope you enjoyed. 

Lalalalalalalaaa~