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| I'm back, bitches! |
Well guys, I wanna say thanks to everyone who has been reading this.
And apologize for not being productive lately.
Anyways, I was a bit stressed out about school and exams.
So stressed out I got sick.
Again.
For the 100th fu*king time.
And it turned out that I'm most productive when I'm sick.
Oh well, better anytime than never.
Oh, school, you ask?
Never mind.
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| Woman, actually, but you get the point. |
So...
Let's start with the biggest news in the last couple of weeks or so.
Yeah, you already got it.
It's ...
Fu*king Diablo III.
That 80% of the male population is playing.
Like, right now, at the very moment.
And just some of them are actually biting their asses off because they found out that Diablo is a female?
That's what I heard, blame the rumors.
Anyways, I'm not really stressed out because of guys playing it.
My boyfriend actually isn't playing it, and he stated his reasons fairly.
(Well, I didn't pay attention to the reasons actually, I'm just glad he isn't)
He's playing Mass Effect III instead.
I wasn't really amused by that either.
But he wasn't having orgasms about it.
The thing that just gets on my nerve is that it's all over the internet.
Diablo this Diablo that.
Really?
That much hype over a game?
So you like, waited for the game for 12 years?
SO. HARD. CORE.
I imagine life was unbearable until May 15th this year.
Oh, and I researched a bit.
The developer is Blizzard Entertainment.
You know.
Main franchise.
Warcraft.
Starcraft.
Things I don't really have much appeal to?
(nor the rest of 89 percent of girls but you get the point)
Yeah, shoot me with a land mine if you have to, I want to get it off my chest.
But before that let me finish my rant.
I'll start with the waiting thing.
So you waited 12 years huh?
Well, let me tell you this: If you're now, like at the very moment under 20 years old...
And you're yelling and bitching around about the game...
... You're a fucking poser.
I'm not even censoring my words anymore.
That's how pissed I got.
And I'm being mild here, believe me.
Because I don't know which mother would let her 5-10 year old child play a game that's rated 16+ by the ESRB or even buy it for him in the first place.
I mean, the first game in the series was released in the 1996.
A really. Really. Long time ago.
I was like, 3 years old then, wearing diapers and shit.
And probably were the 99 percent of the 80 percent of the male population i mentioned earlier too.
Confusing?
I think not.
One word.
Let me spell it.
P.O.S.E.R.
And a true fan that's just chillin' and playing the game right now, and NOT YELLING ALL OVER THE INTERNET OMG DIABLO 3 CAME OUT OMG IM HAVING AN ORGASM RIGHT NOW OMG, is probably now in his... Mid thirties.
With a wife and maybe a few kids running around the house and shit.
That's right.
That's my opinion.
Deal with it.
But yeah, imagine how bad I would be ranting if my boyfriend was playing it too.
Oh God, why.
Now that I mentioned it, there's a big chance that this game...
Could be the end of girls.
Seriously.
And I'm not taking their sides either!
I'm Switzerland!
I mean, take a look at this:
And you know what I said earlier about that?
Big no no.
Let me repeat.
BIG NO NO.
*See this for a reminder.
So, standard edition is like 60 bucks.
But special-edition-pre-ordered-biggest-fan-only-game edition is like, oh I don't know, 400?!
Blizzard, we got a little stingy are we?
Not to mention even more expencive shipping.
To fucking Europe.
Who's behind all the fucking time.
Not that it matters.
The guy has been playing it for 5 days.
Maybe even less, I don't know when was it ruined.
I mean, when I'm busy with studies, I don't see my boyfriend either.
Even more that 5 days.
I don't see the problem, miss?
What, you can't live without sex for five freakin' days?
I mean, that picture doesn't really have to be real, but I'm 100% sure that there are girls all around the world bitching about it like I am, but in a different manor and for different reasons.
All I am is agitated that people are talking about it day and night like Jesus descended from the sky again.
It's just a game. End of story.
I get that I'll have a shitload of haters now...
Well, on the bright side, I liked Mass Effect III.
I mean have you seen Commander Shepard?
He seems kinda sorta hot.
With his badass attitude and all.
Just me? No? ...Yes? ...Ok.
Anyway, the textures were just crappy.
My boyfriend downloaded some from I don't even know where and imported them.
It made his computer cry for help in a coded sound that was similar to a dying cat being stung by bees.
It was like, eating it's memory like acid.
Slowly. And painfully.
Poor computer.
Hope it endures his 40 hours of game time.
Well, I got into all rage mode and didn't have the time to write anything decent today.
The guys, nor the girls were spared today.
So give me some props for that.
I feel a bit better now when I think about it.
Bless you internet.
...
Aaand I'm out.
Let's start with the biggest news in the last couple of weeks or so.
Yeah, you already got it.
It's ...
Fu*king Diablo III.
That 80% of the male population is playing.
Like, right now, at the very moment.
And just some of them are actually biting their asses off because they found out that Diablo is a female?
That's what I heard, blame the rumors.
Anyways, I'm not really stressed out because of guys playing it.
My boyfriend actually isn't playing it, and he stated his reasons fairly.
(Well, I didn't pay attention to the reasons actually, I'm just glad he isn't)
He's playing Mass Effect III instead.
I wasn't really amused by that either.
But he wasn't having orgasms about it.
The thing that just gets on my nerve is that it's all over the internet.
Diablo this Diablo that.
Really?
That much hype over a game?
So you like, waited for the game for 12 years?
SO. HARD. CORE.
I imagine life was unbearable until May 15th this year.
Oh, and I researched a bit.
The developer is Blizzard Entertainment.
You know.
Main franchise.
Warcraft.
Starcraft.
Things I don't really have much appeal to?
(nor the rest of 89 percent of girls but you get the point)
Yeah, shoot me with a land mine if you have to, I want to get it off my chest.
But before that let me finish my rant.
I'll start with the waiting thing.
So you waited 12 years huh?
Well, let me tell you this: If you're now, like at the very moment under 20 years old...
And you're yelling and bitching around about the game...
... You're a fucking poser.
I'm not even censoring my words anymore.
That's how pissed I got.
And I'm being mild here, believe me.
Because I don't know which mother would let her 5-10 year old child play a game that's rated 16+ by the ESRB or even buy it for him in the first place.
I mean, the first game in the series was released in the 1996.
A really. Really. Long time ago.
I was like, 3 years old then, wearing diapers and shit.
And probably were the 99 percent of the 80 percent of the male population i mentioned earlier too.
Confusing?
I think not.
One word.
Let me spell it.
P.O.S.E.R.
And a true fan that's just chillin' and playing the game right now, and NOT YELLING ALL OVER THE INTERNET OMG DIABLO 3 CAME OUT OMG IM HAVING AN ORGASM RIGHT NOW OMG, is probably now in his... Mid thirties.
With a wife and maybe a few kids running around the house and shit.
That's right.
That's my opinion.
Deal with it.
But yeah, imagine how bad I would be ranting if my boyfriend was playing it too.
Oh God, why.
Now that I mentioned it, there's a big chance that this game...
Could be the end of girls.
Seriously.
And I'm not taking their sides either!
I'm Switzerland!
I mean, take a look at this:
And you know what I said earlier about that?
Big no no.
Let me repeat.
BIG NO NO.
*See this for a reminder.
So, standard edition is like 60 bucks.
But special-edition-pre-ordered-biggest-fan-only-game edition is like, oh I don't know, 400?!
Blizzard, we got a little stingy are we?
Not to mention even more expencive shipping.
To fucking Europe.
Who's behind all the fucking time.
Not that it matters.
The guy has been playing it for 5 days.
Maybe even less, I don't know when was it ruined.
I mean, when I'm busy with studies, I don't see my boyfriend either.
Even more that 5 days.
I don't see the problem, miss?
What, you can't live without sex for five freakin' days?
I mean, that picture doesn't really have to be real, but I'm 100% sure that there are girls all around the world bitching about it like I am, but in a different manor and for different reasons.
All I am is agitated that people are talking about it day and night like Jesus descended from the sky again.
It's just a game. End of story.
I get that I'll have a shitload of haters now...
Well, on the bright side, I liked Mass Effect III.
I mean have you seen Commander Shepard?
He seems kinda sorta hot.
With his badass attitude and all.
Just me? No? ...Yes? ...Ok.
Anyway, the textures were just crappy.
My boyfriend downloaded some from I don't even know where and imported them.
It made his computer cry for help in a coded sound that was similar to a dying cat being stung by bees.
It was like, eating it's memory like acid.
Slowly. And painfully.
Poor computer.
Hope it endures his 40 hours of game time.
Well, I got into all rage mode and didn't have the time to write anything decent today.
The guys, nor the girls were spared today.
So give me some props for that.
I feel a bit better now when I think about it.
Bless you internet.
...
Aaand I'm out.
