Well, here you are, so, let's make this as brief as possible. This was a blog I created from my utter hate towards gamer guys. Coincidentally enough, all of my boyfriends also were - gamers. So I decided to take all the negative energy out to the world where other girls can understand me. Even though I always liked computer and console games, I could never call myself a 'gamer' chick, because that kind of label doesn't make me feel good about myself. On the other hand, even though I had gamer guys around me, some situations made me feel uncomfortable with me being excluded from a conversation which topics were - games, of course...Or even worse, being made into listening to things I don't really give a damn.
Games are for fun, not for living.
I researched, analysed, made conclusions. But I'm not a scientist. I'm just looking after the feminine side of the world population, along with giving praise to a gentleman that can always take a moment to send a text to his dear, even if it's while re-spawning in game.
I'm not good at relationships, 'cause I don't know shit. But I can still give advice. Why?
I'll just be the best helper ever and tell you what not to do!
To boys:
Treat yer girls right. Teach them abbreviations. Take them to ice-cream more often, not only when internet is broken down. Have sex without thinking about the next raid. Enjoy the beauty of love, and embrace the girl, that fragile creature as if it's your new freshly bought Diablo III. Exercise if you don't want your ass to be looking like a frying pan by the end of your twenties. And sleep at night, for crying out loud!
To girls:
Treat yer boys right. Teach them about romance. Insist on more ice-creams and dates. Try and play some games with him. Have sex without trying to decode the facial expression he has. Enjoy the beauty of games, and embrace the joy pad that gentle thing, as if you were embracing his ****. (Okay I went a little bit overboard with this! Sorry.) Exercise if you want to keep up with all the hot cosplayer 'gamer' girls. And for crying out loud, don't break consoles and CDs, my soul dies a little every time you do that!
Games are for fun, not for living.
I researched, analysed, made conclusions. But I'm not a scientist. I'm just looking after the feminine side of the world population, along with giving praise to a gentleman that can always take a moment to send a text to his dear, even if it's while re-spawning in game.
I'm not good at relationships, 'cause I don't know shit. But I can still give advice. Why?
I'll just be the best helper ever and tell you what not to do!
To boys:
Treat yer girls right. Teach them abbreviations. Take them to ice-cream more often, not only when internet is broken down. Have sex without thinking about the next raid. Enjoy the beauty of love, and embrace the girl, that fragile creature as if it's your new freshly bought Diablo III. Exercise if you don't want your ass to be looking like a frying pan by the end of your twenties. And sleep at night, for crying out loud!
To girls:
Treat yer boys right. Teach them about romance. Insist on more ice-creams and dates. Try and play some games with him. Have sex without trying to decode the facial expression he has. Enjoy the beauty of games, and embrace the joy pad that gentle thing, as if you were embracing his ****. (Okay I went a little bit overboard with this! Sorry.) Exercise if you want to keep up with all the hot cosplayer 'gamer' girls. And for crying out loud, don't break consoles and CDs, my soul dies a little every time you do that!
