Jealous much?

"Honey, why is my phone broken?"

Salute! 

Guess what? I'm baaack. 

With more juicy annoying life tips that no one would ever use. 

ERMAHGERD COMPUTER

Yeeeanyway, enjoying my student life to the fullest. 

By sitting whole day in a chair. 

I wonder how it didn't get glued to my ass from the sitting.

In the meantime I've been collecting some really interesting topics for the blog, and I assure you that you will not be disappointed more than you already had with my previous crap. I also changed the look of my blog, 'cause I find that amusing, don't know why though.

(It's interesting how much I'm hating on my own blog, I should make a blog entry on how much my blog sucks, hahah, heh, oh boy)

Before we get started, a few notes about the new look and a few news:

1. Yes. I do like nice asses.

2. Yes. That is Flandre Scarlet's ass. 

3. No, that wasn't a link to a porn site. 

4. I advise you to turn the volume down if you don't want to get surprised by the playlist.

5. If you don't like the music, just pause it. 

6. Yes, I am obsessed with P&SwG anime and its soundtrack.

And last but not least: 

7. I opened a profile on ask.fm so if anyone has a question, don't be afraid to ask. 

There's a gadget in the sidebar, so you won't have to go directly to the site. 

I still don't own a webcam, so you won't see my fabulous face or hear my amazing voice, but I'll make sure to answer all the questions truthfully, and give best advises I can. 

(Which is a good thing if you ask me)

So...

This post is dedicated to all the boys in the world who have once or many times experienced the phenomena of a ... dun dun dun ... Overly attached girlfriend! 

Shall we begin? 

There you are sitting in your room at the computer, playing mmo games with your pals. 

Minding your own business. 

Fanatically pressing the keyboard and mouse buttons in order to kill as many mother****ers as possible.

When suddenly...

Knock, knock.

- HOLY SH ... 

Oh, hi hun, what'cha doin' ? 

-It's 1AM girl, what the fu*k are you doing at my house?! 

-Just wanted to check up on you. Besides, you forgot your wallet.

She says that with a wide smile on her face and then leaves you. 

-Jesus, she's crazy. 

So you go to bed and fall asleep. 

In the morning, all fresh and new, you stretch and turn to the other side of the bed. 

Ohai. Don't mind me, proceed to putting your clothes back on.

Well, dear boys, I will only have two questions to ask before you'll realize yourself what have you gotten yourself into.

Numero uno: 

Do you constantly have the feeling that you're being watched? 

Yes? Let us proceed.

Do you have a girlfriend? 

Yes? 

Bingo. 

(Although even if you don't have a girlfriend this kind of situation is plausible. Unless you have a mental illness) 

Okay, this so far was nothing but jokes and crap. 

What I really wanted to talk about really are jealous and overly attached girlfriends. 

But in a serious matter.

Well, first of all, let me share a little OAG (let's call them like that,learn yer abbreviations bitchez) theory I've come up with recently. You have all kinds of girls that are just major jealous bitches. Me, for example. But we'll get to that later. 

But before I continue, I have to draw one very clear line between jealous and overly attached.

Not the same thing. 

Believe me.

So, first of all, how do you know that a girl is jealous?

I am only talking about jealous girlfriends, not jealous friends.

Let's put it like this. If she asks a lot of questions (especially about other girls that are involved in your life), and if she always asks for a clearly and utterly justified reason why you did something without her or spent time with someone and not her, she's jealous as a snake. 

Buuut. If a girl is all over you, your facebook wall and inbox, your phone messages, your friends and your house and house members, she's overly attached. She just wants to be everywhere where you are and do everything that you do just so she could be with you. All. The. Time. 

Aaan, with different types, come different levels of these girls! 

Jealous: 

1. Mild

2. Classic

3. Strong

1. Mild. Or - this coffee needs more sugar, fast - girls 

- 'Hey honey, where have you been?' 

            - 'Oh, at my friend's house. Had a beer. Talked about sex, games and cars.'

- 'You sure you've been there?' 

- 'Um, yeah, why?' 

- 'Okay.'  

Piece of cake.

2. Classic. Or - don't worry, I got this - girls

- 'Hey honey, where have you been?' 

- 'Oh, at my friend's house. Had a beer. Talked about sex, games and cars.'

- 'You sure you've been there?' 

- 'Um, yeah, why?' 

- 'You weren't cheating on me or anything, right?' 

- 'Jesus, of course not!' 

- 'Okay, just checking.'

That was close.

3. Strong. Or - the force is strong with this one - girls

- 'Hey honey, where have you been?' 

- 'Oh, at my friend's house. Had a beer. Talked about sex, games and cars.'

- 'You sure you've been there?' 

- 'Um, yeah, why?' 

- 'You weren't cheating on me or anything, right?' 

- 'Jesus, of course not!' 

- 'Really?'

- 'Yes, oh my God, stop it.'

- 'Because I called your friend. He said you weren't there.'

- 'Shit.'

That's a keeper!

Well anyways, the overly attached girlfriends are a bit different. Because there is no level of attachment. They just are. A lot. But there are various situations you might get yourself into. So let's see:

1. On-line overly attached girl.

Simple. She doesn't know you but she would like to know you, possibly get in your pants and marry you. 

Your facebook notifications are overflowing with her likes and comments on everything you post.

2. Real-life overly attached girl.

Even more simple. She's a possibly friendzoned girl from your circles of friends that would also like to get in your pants and possibly marry you afterwards. And besides the social network, she's all over you whenever you hang out.

3. One-night-stand overly attached girl. 

The title says it. Hooked up, didn't even get her number afterwards. One of you didn't realize that it really was a one night stand. Guess who. And if she was a virgin, boy you are in trouble. When you thought you'd never see her again, there she is, all over you, your phone and social networks, to try and get in your pants again, and possibly marry you afterwards. 

4. Just overly attached girlfriend. 

Just that. You know the drill.

So, like I said earlier. Girls. Damn. They're difficult. 

Now yes, I know, this is a bit too drama-ish for real life's taste. 

But it can happen to anyone. 

Shut up Maya, you're so full of it. 

...

So, who's up for chinese? 

---

Next on the menu: Jealous ex? Bitch please.

It's getting hot in here...

Good evening, folks! 

Now, where was I?

...

Ah, yes, the yaoi thing. 

Ah, dear readers, I guess you're all wondering why did I decide to write about it in the first place?

Well, aside from the fact that my tumblr is overflowing with yaoi-fangirl-screaming-worth-art and all that kind of crap, it's something new to this our so called culture that became popular among girls between the age of 14 and, well... I have no idea... Until they have their first labour? ... Maybe even after that? God knows.

But, the question is ... Why? 

Well, let's rationalise a bit. There are a lot of reasons girls are into yaoi, and it should be acceptable as much as guys that like to see lesbians. I'ts all a tough and complicated net of fetishes et cetera that I'm not intending to talk about, but it's a start. Now I ain't saying that there aren't guys that like yaoi, but, let's be frank, and say that the majority of audience it attracts produces estrogen, not testosterone. 

But, for a clearer view at this... Well... Opinion of mine, here's a cute cat that'll explain how the majority of guys see that anime-so-to-say-exibition:

You see, females, as very emotional creatures, find yaoi rather cute. 

Weird huh?

Well, basically, being oriented mostly on the emotions and the plot, most of them find it amusing and calming. 

And I'm not talking about any anime that has been sadistically turned into a pedo-bdsm-fetish-work-of-art just for the sake of the hungry and aggressive audience, I'm talking about classics.

Plus I gotta admit, some scenes do get kind of hot. 

And the characters can be pretty interesting.

Admit it, you gusta. Just imagine both of the cosplayers are male, too. ;A; 

One fun fact is, that real life gay males aren't as interesting to girls as the ones from anime, because the relationship and the bond they have is far from any yaoi characters. Actually, I doubt there is any kind of couple in the world who would have such a relationship in every aspect of it. 

You see, it's all a made up world, where everything works perfectly fine and everybody gets attracted to the poor, cute, adorable, hard to resist his little booty - uke. I't all romantic and fluffy and all lovey-dovey, where the big strong seme saves the day and his ... khm ... damsel in distress. And then does stuff to him. But aside from only that, it substantially contains a lot of romance. And that's why it's popular.

Now when we look at the real world... Well... It's a lot more tough than it seemes, isn't it? 

Hence the gay rights, and other shit that's been going on for decades now. 

I'm not even going to comment on that...

One way or another, it all comes down to this: 

Guys: Yaoi? - LOLNOPE

Girls: Yaoi? - YESOMGYES (Is that Iason I see?) 

So that was about it. I just had to share my opinion on this one. 

Hope I didn't bore you to death.

Have fun, and yaoi on! (gosh that was an awful pun)

Ultra...GAAAY

Holy crap.

Well, this took me long enough. 

Nananananananana, Derpman!

Well, my dear damsels, knights, elves, trolls, aliens and Earthlings that have taken some time to go through at least one of my posts and are still reading it now, I want to apologize for my absence. 

But I get that's not why you're here, right?

Patience, my child.

Anyway, let's start with the news.
I became an university student.
Yay me!

Okay, this time I won't even bother to take a look at the care-o-meter.
But I was and I still am on a vacation.
So, go and slip on a banana peel, I need a life too.
Hmph!

So for starters, I'll share a few updates with ya.
I decided to take a break off from my regular hectic bullshit I write about gamers, and just start orienting on relationships and other crap about girls life.
Don't worry, no make up and fashion shit, just emotions and funny stuff.

...

Yeah, I know, this blog sucks ass now.
(which is not a big change 'cause it sucked earlier too, but not that much)

Also, in order for this to work, I won't be able to think of every single situation people come into.
So from now on, I'll be open to any kind of suggestions on what to write.
But before that, please have in mind that I'm not a know-it-all, and I won't be always competent to give advice on everything.
I'll give my best, but that's not a promise.

If you want to contact me, you can try my:

e-mail: trailblazer.tenshi@gmail.com

Or:

Facebook - Twitter - Google+

I think that's about it.
I'll be expecting your messages... Desperately.

... Sooo.

In the meantime, I was thinking about what to write next, and considering how much of an otaku-girl I am, the first thing that came to my mind was...

...

...

But more of that as soon as I get a hold of some free time.
Coming soon.

Mwahahahah!

Is that a tear? Here honey, let me wipe it off ... WITH MY FIST.

...

Hello, Earthlings.

I came here today to violate your brain.

...With my sh*t.

I changed the look of my blog, just to refresh it.

And so you can see I'm also a Japanese animation addict.

...Like you didn't know earlier. 

Anyways, sorry again for the delay, it's just that I had a sh*tload of stuff to do.

For example, finish the school year. 

It went well, thanks for asking.

Oh, and I got a job. Yay me.

Wait, let me check if my readers care about that:

Nope.

Okay.

So, in the meantime, I did a little poll, and I didn't get many answers.

I'll explain why I did it, but before that, I have to nag about my pathetic life a bit. 

It's closely related to what I was about to write, so I won't move too far away from the subject.

Well, my boyfriend and I broke up. 

And I'm not gonna tell you anything about it.

Just so you know, the fact that he is a gamer was the least of our problems. 

Now I'm completely honest here, it was not that bad.

But in order to explain how I went through my break up, (and most girls do), 

I'll show it to you in a few simple steps:

1.

The act itself. 

So, you break up.

In person, over the phone, over text messages, over facebook (?).

 Whatever.

Doesn't matter. 

The fact that you did makes you kind of proud of yourself.

But then, suddenly,a few days, or even a few hours (in my case, minutes) comes this:

2. 

"What did I do?!" phase.

LOL LOKI FANSERVICE. Thank me later.

Well, the picture said it all, I guess.

It's like when you're about to die, your whole life flashes before you.

The situation mostly resembles to this.

...Something like that.

And you can't help but shed a tear.

Then comes:

3. 

"I hate my life and everything around me" phase.

Well, you did it.

You're free as a bird.

You can do whatever you want now.

You're gonna get out there and show the world how single you are.

You're a free single bitch, yo.

...But nooo.

You'll be pissed at every single thing that breathes, moves and talks.

Everything is going to fall down, and no one is here to help you.

You're so frustrated you don't even know what do do with yourself.

So you just sit in your corner doing something random to preoccupy your mind while trying not to break someone's neck in half.

Crash, boom, smash.

...And there.

Every single piece of memory that's piercing through your already screwed up mind is crushed.

And just in order to move on.

So, when things get a bit more quiet comes:

4.

"I don't give a fuck about you" phase.

...

Random friend: 

-"Hey, I heard you broke up with Derp?"

-"Yeah, he was douche, I'm okay, whatever."

-"If you need to talk to someone, ca..."

-"Yeah, he was douche, I'm okay, whatever."

-"You sure?"

-"Yeah."

-"Okay. But ca..."

-"Whatever."

-"I just want to be alone."

-"Okay."

... 

But not only that.

Then comes that talk.

THE TALK.

AFTER THE BREAKUP.

WHERE YOU'RE LIKE SUPERCOOL, ULTRA HAPPY AND SHIT.

But, inside, you're more like:

Fuck you, fuck you, 

I don't care about you anymore, 

you're a cunt, 

and FUCK YOU.

But yeah, you're too polite to say anything like that. 

And you stay friends.

Yay!

So, let's see: 

Break up - Check

Get over him - Check

Stay friends - Check

...

Oh, yeah. 

The best part.

You find another boyfriend.

And guess what? 

...He's a gamer too.

Bravo Maya, you really know how to pick 'em.

...

Well, this was fun. 

It was a joke, really, nothing serious, me and my ex are on good terms.

And my new relationship is awesome so far, and I'm looking forward to making new happy memories. 

I mean, not all girls go through that shit. 

I put in a lot more drama into it.

'Cause I am THE DRAMA QUEEEN.

...

Hope I don't get misunderstood. 

Meeeh. 

Anyway. 

The main reason  added a poll a while back about girls that cry a lot is because I'm one of 'em.

Well, it's in girls nature to cry for some stuff.

But me... Oh God why.

So through the small amount of answers I found out that people mostly find that annoying.

Now, let me tell you a few things.

There are girls that are tough.

There are girls that act tough.

And there's ..................me?

Well, it's a bit complicated to explain.

In general, a girl who cries uncontrollably to everything and everyone... Needs special help.

I hope that I got that cleared up.

But, one day, while heading back home from school, I saw a couple fighting.

The girl was trying not to cry, but she couldn't help herself, and the guy was yelling at her how much of a big crybaby she is.

And honestly, I felt bad for the girl.

I don't know the main reason why they were fighting.

Nor do I care.

Because a girl can always allow herself the luxury of crying whenever she feels like it.

And that's one of my main opinions.

It doesn't matter what problem is she dealing with or what her state of mind is.

Her tears are honest, and she's showing that she's vulnerable, or in much more rare cases, extremely happy.

Which means she trusts that person who's in front of her and sees the whole scene.

It's somewhat a form of emotional bonding, and it should be embraced as a really nice thing.

But it's not to be abused.

That's why we have tough girls and girls that act tough.

Rarely can you find a girl who is not afraid to show her emotions.

But it's mainly because they're always on their toes and analyzing the situation.

So, in order to clear that up, I just wanted to tell you that not all girls are like that.

There are some who deserve attention and love, equally, like every single one.

My God I'm turning into a feminist. 

Better stop now before more people start judging me.

Oh well.

I just love this meme.

Okay, so I finished everything I had for today.

Hope you guys liked it. 

At least a bit. 

Now...

Sir Isaac Newton ...

I'm back, bitches!

Well guys, I wanna say thanks to everyone who has been reading this.

And apologize for not being productive lately.

Anyways, I was a bit stressed out about school and exams.

So stressed out I got sick. 

Again.

For the 100th fu*king time.

And it turned out that I'm most productive when I'm sick.

Oh well, better anytime than never.

Oh, school, you ask?

Never mind.

Woman, actually, but you get the point.

So...
Let's start with the biggest news in the last couple of weeks or so.
Yeah, you already got it.
It's ...

Fu*king Diablo III.
That 80% of the male population is playing.
Like, right now, at the very moment.
And just some of them are actually biting their asses off because they found out that Diablo is a female?
That's what I heard, blame the rumors.

Anyways, I'm not really stressed out because of guys playing it.
My boyfriend actually isn't playing it, and he stated his reasons fairly.
(Well, I didn't pay attention to the reasons actually, I'm just glad he isn't)

He's playing Mass Effect III instead. 
I wasn't really amused by that either.
But he wasn't having orgasms about it.

The thing that just gets on my nerve is that it's all over the internet.
Diablo this Diablo that.
Really?
That much hype over a game?

So you like, waited for the game for 12 years?
SO. HARD. CORE.

I imagine life was unbearable until May 15th this year.

Oh, and I researched a bit.
The developer is Blizzard Entertainment.
You know.
Main franchise.
Warcraft.
Starcraft.
Things I don't really have much appeal to?
(nor the rest of 89 percent of girls but you get the point)

Yeah, shoot me with a land mine if you have to, I want to get it off my chest.
But before that let me finish my rant.

I'll start with the waiting thing.
So you waited 12 years huh?

Well, let me tell you this: If you're now, like at the very moment under 20 years old...
And you're yelling and bitching around about the game...
... You're a fucking poser. 


I'm not even censoring my words anymore.
That's how pissed I got.


And I'm being mild here, believe me.
Because I don't know which mother would let her 5-10 year old child play a game that's rated 16+ by the ESRB or even buy it for him in the first place.

I mean, the first game in the series was released in the 1996.
A really. Really. Long time ago.
I was like, 3 years old then, wearing diapers and shit.
And probably were the 99 percent of the 80 percent of the male population i mentioned earlier too.
Confusing?
I think not.

One word.
Let me spell it.
P.O.S.E.R.

And a true fan that's just chillin' and playing the game right now, and NOT YELLING ALL OVER THE INTERNET OMG DIABLO 3 CAME OUT OMG IM HAVING AN ORGASM RIGHT NOW OMG, is probably now in his... Mid thirties. 
With a wife and maybe a few kids running around the house and shit.

That's right.
That's my opinion.
Deal with it.

But yeah, imagine how bad I would be ranting if my boyfriend was playing it too.
Oh God, why.

Now that I mentioned it, there's a big chance that this game...
Could be the end of girls.
Seriously.

And I'm not taking their sides either!
I'm Switzerland!

I mean, take a look at this:

And you know what I said earlier about that?
Big no no.

Let me repeat.
BIG NO NO.

*See this for a reminder.

So, standard edition is like 60 bucks.
But special-edition-pre-ordered-biggest-fan-only-game edition is like, oh I don't know, 400?!
Blizzard, we got a little stingy are we?
Not to mention even more expencive shipping.
To fucking Europe.
Who's behind all the fucking time.

Not that it matters.

The guy has been playing it for 5 days.

Maybe even less, I don't know when was it ruined.
I mean, when I'm busy with studies, I don't see my boyfriend either.
Even more that 5 days.
I don't see the problem, miss?

What, you can't live without sex for five freakin' days?
I mean, that picture doesn't really have to be real, but I'm 100% sure that there are girls all around the world bitching about it like I am, but in a different manor and for different reasons.

All I am is agitated that people are talking about it day and night like Jesus descended from the sky again.
It's just a game. End of story.

I get that I'll have a shitload of haters now...

Well, on the bright side, I liked Mass Effect III.
I mean have you seen Commander Shepard?
He seems kinda sorta hot.
With his badass attitude and all.

Just me? No? ...Yes? ...Ok.

Anyway, the textures were just crappy.
My boyfriend downloaded some from I don't even know where and imported them.
It made his computer cry for help in a coded sound that was similar to a dying cat being stung by bees.
It was like, eating it's memory like acid.
Slowly. And painfully.
Poor computer.
Hope it endures his 40 hours of game time.

Well, I got into all rage mode and didn't have the time to write anything decent today.
The guys, nor the girls were spared today.
So give me some props for that.
I feel a bit better now when I think about it.
Bless you internet.

...

Aaand I'm out. 

Indulgence

Hi forum!

Hope you're doing well.

My back still hurt a bit, but I'm feelin' a lot better.
Thanks for asking.
>:(

Anyway, we'll be right back after these commercials:

'This post was brought to you by - Procrastination!'

Um, yeah.

So, between school, exams, preparations, singing and piano lessons, socializing, sleeping, procrastinating and getting bad grades, I managed to squeeze in time to write this crap.
I'm amazing, yes, thank you.

What else is new.
Oh, yeah, I became a blood donor.
There was a woman that came last week to school in order to introduce us to the whole procedure of donating blood.
She was sweet and everything, but I was like:

'To give my blood from my body?'

...

...'Donors won't have to go to school for two days after the 'blood draining'.'

...

So I became a blood donor.

And when I told my boyfriend, he said:

'Oh, blood donating is a noble deed. You might save a life. I'm proud of you.'

... Sometimes I get the feeling I'm only doing stuff to make him praise me.

Buuut what the heck, I like to be praised.

~lovelovelovelovelovelove~

In any case, sure all of you must have wondered why is my blog called 'Loveable Indulgence'.

If you already found out by yourself, good job, let me know and you'll get a cookie.

No really, I'm serious.

So, those who didn't get it:

Well, let's rationalize for a bit.

First of all, we all know what indulgence is.

If you're interested a bit more in it, see the upper link, if you're not, well, no need, I'm going to elaborate it anyway.

Indulgence is, how I've seen it so far something related to Catholic Church that has been banned because of too much abusing.

It's like, you buy forgiveness from God for all your sins.

Not a really religious person here, but I think that's not how things work.

Anyway, the title doesn't have to do anything with religion, but it's somewhat a metaphor for our beloved gamer boyfriends.

See, in this case, we're the God, the game is a sin, and the gamer is a sinner.

And how does he buy our forgiveness? 

With love.

That's why it's loveable.

I mean, who else would put up with so much crap, except a girl in love?

...

So let your boy tap his keyboard and enjoy yourself because you know you are loved. ♥

No?

Good.

Well, that was short but I enjoyed writing it.

Will come back with issues some time soon.

Now I have to sleep.

'Cause I was too busy writing this instead of studying.

/ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Jackass

Oh, hi.

Didn't see ya there.

Was too busy doing nothing.

...

Nah, not really.

My computer broke down, but it's okay now.

I'm took my little brother's.

He hates me now.

God, I'm such a mean person.

...

Also, I had a little accident.
I have to whine, I just have to.
Anyways, yesterday I was out with my friends to do some serious business training.
And after warming up and doing a lot of exercises, we decided to practice ukemi-s.
And it was going all well, until I decided to go pro and do an ukemi from a height that's not very easy to jump over.
And in the end, instead of doing this:

I kind of ended up like this:

And now I'm stuck at home.
For the rest of the spring break.
Yay me.

Well.
...At least I have coffee.

So, again, and for the last time, a little advertisement.

If you're here for the first time, you should stop by here.

And if you're not, well, thank you, keep it up.

...

Aaanywhore, I spent a lot of time thinking what to write next.

I felt agitated because in situations like this you get a lot of things on your mind but have no clue how to start.

So one day I opened a blank page. And...

It remained blank.

You may hit me with whatever that's closest to you.

But, I was thinking a lot, and I noticed that the main issue of having a gamer boyfriend (we're still talking about gamer boyfriends, right?) is, well, that girls often feel lonely or neglected.

I mean, I do.
Right now I'm just dying to see a message from him just to check in on how am I.
/goes to see phone
Nope, nothing.

And that's the main reason that many couples break up. 

Everybody needs attention right?

So, here we go.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

I mean, why in the hell would anyone not break up with a boyfriend that's not paying attention to his girl?

I believe ya.

It really is as simple as that.

And I support it.

In... One way or another.

Now, I have to explain this in a way that won't be too demanding, because it really is complicated.

As I mentioned earlier, there are like, a million ways to get the attention of a gamer.

But girl, if you have to do that every single time, you're in a mess.

I mean, the things I suggested are not really the key to solving the whole issue of a gamer.

They're merely just something that could spice up a relationship. 

Nothing more than that. 

Hope that made things clear. 

Here, have a Grell for a reward.

Now, to elaborate all of this, let me tell you something.
In every freakin' relationship you'll come to a point where things somehow just don't work right.
And it can be frustrating, but it's nothing too serious.

For example, there are a lot of stuff to do: school, exams, work, etc.
Besides that, studying, getting enough sleep and having a social life also count.
It's fuc*ing tough, I say.
And a gamer can have all of that, and god damn it, also play games.
Where does the girlfriend fit in?
Almost nowhere.

U-huh.

That is, if you respect the guy's privacy.
I mean, he has friends.
He has a job/school/whatever, I guess.
And well, he won't always have the time to stop and talk to you for hours about how you broke your heel on the way back from a party, or how you lost your favourite necklace.
It's just not the way things work I guess.

So, in these situations, girls have 3 stages.

First one is:

Waiting

So, you call your boy to check in on him:
- He has chores.
- He has to study.
- He's out with friends.
- He's ingame.

And you're like: 'Oh, ok, sure, have fun, good luck, whatever. I'm off to cook. I'm gonna study too. Maybe have a cup of coffee with my friends.'
...
And after a while:
'God damn it, why isn't he calling?' ... 'It's all right, let him have his privacy.'
...
The morning after:
'Fu*k this sh*t, I'm gonna call him.'
You take out your phone and type in his number and then stare at it for a few minutes.
/inner self appears
'Nooo, don't be so pitiful, have some priiide, wait a little more.'


But you're like:

...
And then you decide not to anyways.
Then comes stage two:

Suffering


Trapped in your own pride, you sit at home and wait for a call, or a message.
You check your e-mail three times. Every minute.
You repeatedly refresh his facebook profile.
You visit almost every social network page you know he's on, except the site he made for his guild.
You don't even remember the name of that site, even if you decide to check it too.

And then, all of a sudden, crazy thoughts come to your mind.
He has another girlfriend.
He likes his games more than me.
He likes his friends more than me.
He likes his school more than me.
He has another girlfriend.
Yeah, that's it.
'Sweet Jesus, I'm such a fool.'

And then, you put your earphones in, play the most saddest, pathetic song ever and cry like a baby, having slow motion flashbacks of you and him having fun and running and holding hands and sh*t.

He doesn't love me!

Third stage:

Well...Fuck.

So, you're emotionally dead.

Ready, cool, calm, and all dreessed up in a bitchy attitude.

Just before you decide to end it all, a last minute message appears:

From: Douchebag Boyfriend 

(you changed his name from Sweetheart to this between eating ice cream and calling your best friend to tell her how badly he treats you)

'Hey sweetie.
Just wanted to let you know that I miss you.
♥'

And that's where it all stops.
'Aww, he sent me a heart, that's so sweet!'

/turns back his name
/replies with a heart

Aaand...
Everything is back to normal.
And you're like:

I mean... That's what happened to me a few times.
Maybe it's me... Yes? .. Maybe? ... No?
Forgive me.

Well, I wanted to spice it up a bit, to show you how every relationship basically looks like, not only a relationship between a gamer and non-gamer.
But girls really have a complicated mind.
So don't be fu*king surprised all of that can happen in one's head in less than a day.
...One does not simply underestimate a girls brain.

...

Well, that's about it for now.
I'm off to rest my back a little.
Maybe check my phone for messages, too.
Haha.

Hope you enjoyed, and remember:

'Cause you're a cool girlfriend. Yeah.